Hit From Hell

Becca_Bae93 Has Signed On

Becca_Bae93: Hey, what’s taking you all so long? ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

AngelWriter999 Has Signed On

AngelWriter999: rude Bec

Becca_Bae93: Boo hoo, Angel. I wanna see who won the hits count up! (◕‿◕✿)

EsterAndrews Has Signed On

AmiableJinx Has Signed On

AmbiableJinx: Oh please you’re only doing it because you KNOW you won this week.

EsterAndrews: You don’t know that for sure, I did really well this week too!

Becca_Bae93: Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t. Okay, pull up the stats page and…

Becca_Bae93: The new chapter of Walking On Cloud Nine got… 192 hits!  (๑•́ω•̀) Wow! My new record!

AngelWriter999: the dark angel a johnlock AU got 185 new hits fuck

AmiableJinx: No fair Becca. I got only 122 on Hot Tea.

Becca_Bae93: I won’t make you buy me pizza again this week, okay? I’m clearly just gifted. ˶⚈Ɛ⚈˵

AngelWriter999: wbu ester what was the final count up

EsterAndrews: …

EsterAndrews: Okay, you know I would never jerk you guys around, right? I’m not a kid like the rest of you.

Becca_Bae93: ヽ(´Д`;)ノ You got more hits didn’t you?! ヽ(´Д`;)ノ

Becca_Bae93: t( -_- t )

EsterAndrews: I mean, we basically tied, I only got one more, but… You’re not gonna believe me.

AmiableJinx: Spill it bitch.

EsterAndrews: I got a hit from Hell.

AngelWriter999: haha you’re fucking hilarious

EsterAndrews: See! I told you!

Becca_Bae93: I mean, a few cities in the world are named Hell? But that’s not how the stats page works. It does countries. (☉_☉)

EsterAndrews: I know! Ugh I’ll just screenshot it.

AngelWriter999: you have photoshop you old hag

EsterAndrews: [JPG FILE]

EsterAndrews: And I’m awful with it Angel. All I can do is make simple covers.

AmiableJinx: Quit being a bitch Angel!

Becca_Bae93: Jinx don’t lose your head. And I doubt you can photoshop that in just a few seconds. That’s weird. Maybe it’s a glitch or a shortened name of another country? (゜。゜)

EsterAndrews: I mean that makes sense. I guess. For what country?

EsterAndrews: Google won’t tell me.

AmiableJinx: Maybe Lucifer likes your porn?

EsterAndrews: JINX

Becca_Bae93: LOL!

Becca_Bae93: I’m losing it right now. 〔´∇`〕

EsterAndrews: I don’t write porn. I’m a classy woman.

AmiableJinx: What does that make me, a whore?

EsterAndrews: … You did used to cam.

AmiableJinx: Please insert a cactus into your anus.

AngelWriter999: *totally is saving that for smut reference*

Becca_Bae93: Angel EW (´ж`;)

EsterAndrews: Oh my god.

EsterAndrews: Becca remember that you told me to put that tracker thing on my website? To see who was on it and when?

Becca_Bae93: Course I had to help you insert it into the code.

EsterAndrews: Supposedly that person browsing from Hell is on my blog. Right now.

AngelWriter999: omgomgomg

Becca_Bae93: BRB going to another tab to google what Hell could be short for

AmiableJinx: Already am. Not finding shit.

AngelWriter999: tell the high lord lucifer i want his babies

EsterAndrews: Angel you are fifteen, please learn to calm down. And this is clearly a glitch.

AngelWriter999: well you have that chat box in the corner of your blog right

EsterAndrews: Oh, this could be good. Fine, I’ll send a message to anyone browsing right now if they ‘hail from hell’.

AngelWriter999: LOL

Becca_Bae93: LOL

AngelWriter999: hey do you want to hear my idea for a fnaf freddy/foxy fanfiction

AmiableJinx: How about no.

Becca_Bae93: Jinx… you know we encourage Angel in whatever she chooses to write. φ(..)

AmiableJinx: I want nothing to do with robot yiff!

EsterAndrews: He wrote back!

EsterAndrews: Lack of surprise- anonymous goes by Lucifer. No one else is browsing on my blog right now so I guess it has to be him.

Becca_Bae93: ↑_(ΦwΦ;)Ψ

Becca_Bae93: Please screenshot this conversation so we can enjoy this in the future over a glass of wine.

EsterAndrews: YOU are not twenty one yet, young lady!

AmiableJinx: I am though.

AngelWriter999: im very mature for my age

EsterAndrews: … Anyways

EsterAndrews: He bids me hello.

EsterAndrews: He’s quite fond of The Mirror! I didn’t think anyone noticed that poem. I’m almost embarrassed.

EsterAndrews: ‘No one appreciates your efforts. You are overshadowed by a stronger, brighter personality. I understand.’

EsterAndrews: ‘I am looking for someone to write something for me.’

EsterAndrews: ‘Price is no object. I only require that you would focus on what I want done and what I want done alone.’

EsterAndrews: Huh. I have found it hard to make rent since my husband left. And I want another cat.

Becca_Bae93: Go for it!!!!!

AmiableJinx: What about Sky Light? We said we’d work on our stories together…

Becca_Bae93: Who gives a SHIT rn Jinx?! Getting paid for writing is what you’ve always wanted, Ester!!!! Go for it. Charge him up the ass. ヽ( ・∀・)ノ

EsterAndrews: I mean, he doesn’t have to know when I’m not working on my personal projects. I really doubt he actually means all my time goes into what he wants done.

EsterAndrews: What do you think, Angel?

AngelWriter999: plz have lucifer’s babies

EsterAndrews: You’re hilarious.

EsterAndrews: I’m gonna do it!

Becca_Bae93: YES!!!! Charge him fifty dollars an hour, no, seventy five for every hour you work!!!! Make sure he gives you the money upfront too!!!!

AmiableJinx: I feel like you’re gonna get scammed. Watch him ask for a donation to help the money ‘move faster’ or for her credit card number.

Becca_Bae93: Did you just add the word amiable to your tag because you thought it sounded fancy?    (눈_눈)

AmiableJinx: Oh come on! I’m the only one being REALISTIC here!

AngelWriter999: ester is not fair i wanna be commissioned by my lord lucifer

Becca_Bae93: Maybe learn to capitalize his name first genius. (◔ д◔)

Becca_Bae93: Update us Ester! We need more info on Lucy!!

EsterAndrews: …

EsterAndrews: [JPG FILE]

Becca_Bae93: …

AmiableJinx: …

AmiableJinx: You tell me you fucking photoshopped that right now Ester.

AmiableJinx: Right now. Tell me you photoshopped that.

EsterAndrews: … No. I. I did not.

Becca_Bae93: ‘I’ll be there in a few minutes to pick you up. Pack what you need.’

Becca_Bae93: ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ

AmiableJinx: ENOUGH WITH THE STUPID FUCKING EMOJIS BECCA

AmiableJinx: GET OUT OF THE APARTMENT

AmiableJinx: GET OUT OF THE BUILDING AND CALL 911

EsterAndrews: This has to be a prank. This is a joke of some jerk trying to mess with me.

AmiableJinx: DONT RISK IT YOU DUMB FUCK

AmiableJinx: GET OUT OF THERE

Becca_Bae93: Ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Becca_Bae93: I have my cellphone! I’ll call them for you! Just get out of there!

EsterAndrews: I’m on my phone now. I grabbed my emergency bag, I kept one packed when I lived with my husband since he was so unpredictable when drunk. I’m getting out of here.

AngelWriter999: no wait for him wait for satan to come

Becca_Bae93: SHUT UP ANGEL

EsterAndrews: I’m in the car, excuse any mistakes, I don’t use the voice function often. Send. Send.

EsterAndrews: See?

EsterAndrews: What should I do?

AmiableJinx: CALL FUCKING 911 YOU DIPSHIT

EsterAndrews: Please don’t call names Jinx. I’m scared right now. I had to leave my cat behind. She was hiding under the bed and hissing, I couldn’t grab her. I’m so scared and I abandoned my cat like a goddamn coward!

AmiableJinx: Mittens will forgive you I promise. This fucker doesn’t want your cat.

AngelWriter999: he wants your soul

Becca_Bae93: (¬_¬) What the hell is wrong with you Angel!??!?!!! (¬_¬)

EsterAndrews: I think I’m okay. I’ve just started driving and I’m miles away from the apartment now. I’ll spend the night at my sister’s, and call the police to check out my place while I’m gone. I’ll be okay. I’ll be okay.

AmiableJinx: Thank. Fuck.

EsterAndrews: There is someone following me oh my god oh my god

EsterAndrews: What have I done what have I done

AmiableJinx: CALL THE COPS AND SPEED UP

EsterAndrews: oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

EsterAndrews: My car is stalling I just took it to the shop oh my god pray for me right now Jinx FUCKING PRAY FOR ME

Becca_Bae93: I’m on the phone with the cops! Stay calm! It’ll be okay Ester! I promise! Just stay calm!

EsterAndrews: I’m on the side of the road. My engine won’t even turn over. The car’s pulled up behind me. There aren’t any plates. It’s black. Tinted windows.

EsterAndrews: Oh my god I nearly threw up. I smell eggs. Rotting eggs. And something like burning hair. I hope it’s not my car, oh my god I don’t want to die. Pray for me. Pray for me.

EsterAndrews: … Someone got out of the car.

EsterAndrews: It’s a man.

EsterAndrews: His face, oh my god his face

Becca_Bae93: I’M ON THE PHONE WITH THE COPS TELL ME WHAT HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE ESTER STAY CALM ROLL UP THE WINDOWS LOCK THE DOORS AND WAIT HELP IS COMING I PROMISE BABE HELP IS COMING

EsterAndrews: He

EsterAndrews: He has Mittens

EsterAndrews: She’s… she’s just sitting in his arms. She doesn’t look upset at all.

EsterAndrews: He wants me to get out of the car.

AmiableJinx: Ester

AmiableJinx: Ester please respond

Becca_Bae93: The cops are on their way I promise babe please respond

Becca_Bae93: Babe?

Becca_Bae93: say something. ANYTHING. Please oh my god please.

Becca_Bae93: I lied about the hits okay? I lied. I only got 112 hits this week. I’m a fucking liar. Please don’t be mad. You really are the best writer here okay. Please. Please don’t leave us.

Becca_Bae93: Ester?

AmiableJinx: … Ester?

AngelWriter999: k when are you guys gonna say this is a prank

AngelWriter999: i fucking get it it’s not funny anymore

AngelWriter999: ester say something this isnt fucking funny anymore

EsterAndrews: klsafsdflkjsdf

EsterAndrews: kljsdfiosdhohewasdklj

EsterAndrews: ilov

EsterAndrews: Hello guys. 🙂 This is unexpected, but there was no cause for alarm. It was my husband, he was just wearing that goat mask to mess with me. We’re going on a trip together, do not expect me back anytime soon. Have fun without me. I’ll be back soon. I made a longer post on my blog about this. Love you! PS Don’t worry about Mittens. He’ll be going with us!

AmiableJinx: OH THAT’S HORSE SHIT

AmiableJinx: HORSE SHIT

AmiableJinx: TIP SOMETHING OFF TO US ESTER WHAT FUCKING GOAT MASK

AmiableJinx: ESTER

Becca_Bae93: My phone went dead FUCK  (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴

AngelWriter999: ester?

EsterAndrews Has Signed Out (Interrupted Internet Connection).